Wow. So that’s… that’s actually Jamie Oliver? And his band Scarlett Division?

Yeah. It is. And they FAIL epically, which is convenient on the first Epic Fail Friday. The only way this song could be any more watered down is if Jamie took his favourite ingredient (olive oil, anyone else notice that?) and drizzled it all over. Bosh.

Spansih subtitles!? What-the-faux-surfer-lifestyle is that all about!? Maybe they’re big in Spain. Fucking doubt it. Epic. Fail.